Funny Turtle Birthday Card, Witty Energy Saving Mode

Celebrate birthdays with a smile using this funny birthday card featuring a delightful turtle illustration and the witty phrase, “You’re not old… you’re just on energy-saving mode.” Perfectly suited as a birthday card for him, it brings light-hearted humor that’s sure to brighten the special day. Crafted for fans of funny animal cards, this design combines charm and laughter in one memorable keepsake.

- Printed on premium textured card stock for a quality feel
- Includes a rustic kraft envelope for a natural, eco-friendly touch
- Personalised option available to add a unique message or name
- Measures standard greeting card size, ideal for mailing or gifting

Each card is carefully printed and packaged to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.

- Processing time typically 1-3 business days before shipping
- Ships securely with tracking information provided
- Customisation requests welcomed; please contact before ordering if needed

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Each order is carefully prepared and dispatched with precision from our Cotswolds studio.

Orders placed before 12pm (Monday–Friday) are dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 12pm or over the weekend are dispatched the next working day.

United Kingdom

We offer the following UK delivery services:

• 2nd Class Delivery
  
• 1st Class Delivery
  
• Next Day Delivery (by 1pm)
  

All delivery prices are clearly displayed at checkout before payment is completed.

Europe

• Standard delivery: 3–5 working days
• Tracked delivery: 3–4 working days
• Express delivery: 2–4 working days

Please note that delivery timeframes are estimates and not guarantees. Once dispatched from our Cotswolds studio, responsibility rests with the postal carrier. We cannot be held liable for delays caused by courier networks, customs procedures, adverse weather, or circumstances beyond our control.

For time-sensitive occasions, we recommend selecting a tracked or express service and allowing additional time for delivery.

All of our products are made to order and personalised just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or offer refunds unless an item arrives damaged or defective.

Cancellations

As orders go into production quickly, cancellations aren't usually possible once placed. If you need to cancel, please contact us as soon as possible and we'll do our best to help — but once production has started or the item has been dispatched, it cannot be cancelled.

Damaged or Faulty Items

If your order arrives damaged, please contact us within 5 days of delivery and include clear photos. We'll happily arrange a free reprint. In some cases, we may offer a partial refund if you choose to keep the item.

Personalisation Errors

Please double-check all spelling and details before placing your order. We print exactly what is submitted and can't offer refunds or reprints for customer errors.

Refunds

Refunds are only issued for confirmed damaged or defective items. If approved, refunds are processed back to your original payment method within 5 working days.

Exchanges

As each item is made to order, we're unable to offer exchanges.

Return Shipping

Return postage costs are non-refundable.

If you have any questions, please get in touch — we're always happy to help.