Personalised Funny Cat Birthday Card for Him, Too Old to Die Young

This personalised funny cat birthday card for him features a grumpy cat with a party hat, birthday cake and a joke about not dying young. It is ideal for a cat lover, husband, brother, dad or friend with a dry sense of humour about getting older. The artwork keeps the recipient and main birthday theme clear at a glance.

Card details:
- Physical folded birthday card
- Approximately 150 x 150 mm
- Printed on premium 300gsm matte white card
- Supplied with a kraft envelope
- Blank inside as standard, with an optional printed message if selected
- Made in the Cotswolds

Personalise the front with the recipient name, relationship or age requested where shown, while keeping the illustrated design and printed greeting intact. Please check every name and message carefully before ordering so the finished card is produced exactly as supplied.

Each order is carefully prepared and dispatched with precision from our Cotswolds studio.

Orders placed before 12pm (Monday–Friday) are dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 12pm or over the weekend are dispatched the next working day.

United Kingdom

We offer the following UK delivery services:

• 2nd Class Delivery
  
• 1st Class Delivery
  
• Next Day Delivery (by 1pm)
  

All delivery prices are clearly displayed at checkout before payment is completed.

Europe

• Standard delivery: 3–5 working days
• Tracked delivery: 3–4 working days
• Express delivery: 2–4 working days

Please note that delivery timeframes are estimates and not guarantees. Once dispatched from our Cotswolds studio, responsibility rests with the postal carrier. We cannot be held liable for delays caused by courier networks, customs procedures, adverse weather, or circumstances beyond our control.

For time-sensitive occasions, we recommend selecting a tracked or express service and allowing additional time for delivery.

All of our products are made to order and personalised just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or offer refunds unless an item arrives damaged or defective.

Cancellations

As orders go into production quickly, cancellations aren't usually possible once placed. If you need to cancel, please contact us as soon as possible and we'll do our best to help — but once production has started or the item has been dispatched, it cannot be cancelled.

Damaged or Faulty Items

If your order arrives damaged, please contact us within 5 days of delivery and include clear photos. We'll happily arrange a free reprint. In some cases, we may offer a partial refund if you choose to keep the item.

Personalisation Errors

Please double-check all spelling and details before placing your order. We print exactly what is submitted and can't offer refunds or reprints for customer errors.

Refunds

Refunds are only issued for confirmed damaged or defective items. If approved, refunds are processed back to your original payment method within 5 working days.

Exchanges

As each item is made to order, we're unable to offer exchanges.

Return Shipping

Return postage costs are non-refundable.

If you have any questions, please get in touch — we're always happy to help.